Disappointments All of You Unisex T-Shirt
Disappointments All of You Unisex T-Shirt
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Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
How To Properly Measure (almost) Any Garment:
Go and grab your favorite t-shirt, hoodie or top. Lay it flat and gently spread it out. Try not to stretch it too much.
Using a tape measure or large ruler – or even a string that you can measure later – to take these two measurements:
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Disappointments All of You unisex t-shirt is a humorous take on faith, featuring Black Jesus delivering the ultimate side-eye. It’s the perfect icebreaker for laughs, debates, or just turning heads at your holiday party. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee is as soft and durable as your grandma’s unshakable faith, with double-stitched neckline and sleeves to last season after season. Designed, printed, and shipped in the USA. Proudly Black-owned small family business.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Designed, printed and shipped in the USA
• Black-owned and operated business
The Incredible History!
The Incredible History!
Shipping / Returns Policy
Shipping / Returns Policy
🖤 Thank you for shopping with our small, Black-owned family business!
✅ 30-Day Workmanship Guarantee:
We stand behind the quality of our products. If your item arrives misprinted, damaged, or mislabeled because of a production error, we will replace it at no cost to you.
To request a replacement, please send:
✅ Photos of the item
✅ Your order number
Claims must be submitted within 30 days of delivery.
Approved replacements are for the same item only, in the same size, color, and design originally ordered.
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Returns & Exchanges:
Because every item is made to order, we do not offer returns or exchanges for size, color, design choice, or buyer’s remorse.
We do not keep inventory or resell returned items, so we are unable to swap products. This helps reduce waste.
Size charts and measuring tips are provided twice on every product page. Since sizing can vary by garment and manufacturer, please check the size chart carefully before ordering.
🚨 If you find an issue BEFORE your item goes to print - it's no problem to fix - reach out ASAP. We're happy to help!
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Shipping
Shipping times are estimates, not guarantees.
Processing + Printing:
Orders are made to order and typically process in 2 to 4 business days.
Delivery:
Standard shipping typically arrives in 3 to 8 business days, with 5 business days being most common.
Expedited shipping, when available, usually arrives a few business days faster.
Please double-check your shipping address before placing your order, especially apartment or unit numbers. Address errors can cause delays, returned packages, or reshipping costs.
Once your package has shipped, delivery is in the carrier’s hands. Weather, carrier delays, and other issues outside our control can affect arrival times. If something goes wrong, feel free to reach out and we’ll do our best to help.
Please see our Shipping Policy for full details.
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Full Product Details
Full Product Details
* This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and waste, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Care Guide
Care Guide
• Keep your apparel looking great for ages by following these care instructions
• Turn garment inside out before washing
• Machine wash cold on gentle with mild detergent and like colors
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
• Do not use fabric softeners or dry clean
• Tumble dry low or hang dry; avoid high heat
• Cool iron inside out only; never iron the print
• Pro tip: Avoid drying with heavy items like towels or jeans
Frequently Asked Questions
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. And it's great that you asked! TheBlackest Co. is proudly Black-owned and certified by the U.S. Black Chambers, Inc.
How long does shipping take?
Most orders are produced and ship out in 2–4 business days and take another 4–6 days to arrive (often sooner). Every item is made to order, which takes a little extra time, but ensures quality, reduces waste, and saves water.
How do I know what size?
Measure something you already own and love the fit of, then compare to our size chart on each product page. Our shirts generally run true to size — if you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, sizing up is usually the way to go.
Can I use discount codes with...?
Good news — a lot of our codes do stack! We have so many running at once that the easiest way to know is to add them at checkout and see what happens. If it works, you'll see it. If not, no worries — the best deal will still always apply!
Is this made to order?
Yup - just like a birthday cake! Every item is made to order, which takes a little extra time, but ensures quality, reduces waste, and saves water.
What's your return policy?
If there's ever a workmanship issue — like a misprint, wrong size sent, or anything defective — we'll make it right, free of charge, ASAP. Email us with clear photos and your order number.
Because each item is made to order, we're not able to accept returns or exchanges for size or color choices...or life's regrets. We don't carry inventory to swap out and we don't resell returns.
Wait!? I've seen this design somewhere else!
Probably. Our popular & original designs get stolen constantly, and if you buy it anywhere but our site, hoping to save a few bucks, you're rolling the dice on sketchy bank charges, garbage print quality, cheap threadbare garments, and sellers who may never send the item anyway - they don't even have a real print file, just a screenshot scraped off the internet. We only sell this design here, period. Every other listing is stolen artwork from shady companies cashing in on our hard work, and every dollar spent there is a dollar taken from a small Black-owned business instead of supporting one. Buy Black. Buy original.
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Look, we're all for inclusion and the diverse celebration of Black History. However, it has become increasingly common for NON Black-owned companies to sell Black Culture while also falsely claiming to be Black-owned. This practice of cultural appropriation is not only dishonest but also disrespectful to the Black community. By profiting off of Black culture without actually supporting or empowering Black-owned businesses, these companies perpetuate systemic inequality and contribute to the erasure of Black voices and perspectives. It is important for consumers to do their research and support authentic Black-owned businesses that prioritize social justice, equity, and circulation of the Black dollar; rather than those that simply capitalize on the latest cultural trends.
