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Disappointments All Of You Black Jesus T-Shirt | Up to 5X

Disappointments All Of You Black Jesus T-Shirt | Up to 5X

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Color: Black
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Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼

 

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Now available up to 5X, our popular Disappointments All Of You Black Jesus T-Shirt delivers the same sharp look and bold energy that made it a favorite. Crafted from 100% cotton, this unisex staple tee offers a structured fit that holds its shape while staying breathable and comfortable. Perfect for layering, streetwear, or sparking conversation wherever you go. Designed, printed and shipped in the USA. Proudly Black-owned small family business.

• 100% cotton (Heather colors contain poly)
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd²
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Designed, printed and shipped in the USA
• Black-owned and operated business

Fit: Staple (Standard Unisex) — Midweight cotton, classic boxy fit. Size up for extra room.

The Incredible History!

The image of Black Jesus has long been a symbol of truth-telling, justice, and accountability. This design flips humor and honesty into cultural commentary - calling out hypocrisy while celebrating strength, faith, and self-reflection in the Black community. It’s a reminder that even disappointment can be divine honesty.

Shipping & Returns

📦 Printed to order. Ships in 2-4 business days, then 3-8 business days to arrive. Business days are Monday to Friday, not counting holidays. Times are estimates, not guarantees.

✅ Workmanship Guarantee. If your order arrives misprinted, damaged or wrong, we'll replace it free. Contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number, and we'll tell you exactly what we need to get it fixed fast.

Every item is printed just for you, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for size, color or change of mind. Please check the size chart before you order.

Need a change? Contact us right away. If it hasn't printed yet, we can usually fix it.

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Details & Care

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
• Designed, printed and shipped in the USA
• Black-owned and operated business

•    Keep your apparel looking great for ages by following these care instructions
•    Turn garment inside out before washing
•    Machine wash cold on gentle with mild detergent and like colors
•    Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
•    Do not use fabric softeners or dry clean
•    Tumble dry low or hang dry; avoid high heat
•    Cool iron inside out only; never iron the print
•    Pro tip: Avoid drying with heavy items like towels or jeans

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are you Black-owned?

Yes, and thanks for asking! TheBlackest Co. is proudly Black-owned and ByBlack certified, administered by U.S. Black Chambers.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders print and ship in 2-4 business days, then take 3-8 business days to arrive. Business days are Monday to Friday, not counting holidays. Every item is made to order, which takes a little extra time, but ensures quality, reduces waste, and saves water.

How do I know what size?

Measure something you already own and love the fit of, then compare to our size chart on each product page. Our shirts generally run true to size - if you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, sizing up is usually the way to go.

Can I use discount codes with...?

Good news - a lot of our codes do stack! We have so many running at once that the easiest way to know is to add them at checkout and see what happens. If it works, you'll see it. If not, no worries - the best deal will still always apply!

Is this made to order?

Yup - just like a birthday cake! Every item is made to order, which takes a little extra time, but ensures quality, reduces waste, and saves water.

What's your return policy?

If your order arrives misprinted, damaged or wrong, we'll replace it free. Contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number, and we'll tell you exactly what we need to get it fixed fast.

Because each item is made to order, we're not able to accept returns or exchanges for size or color choices...or life's regrets. We don't carry inventory to swap out and we don't resell returns.

Wait!? I've seen this design somewhere else!

Probably. Our popular & original designs get stolen constantly, and if you buy it anywhere but our site, hoping to save a few bucks, you're rolling the dice on sketchy bank charges, garbage print quality, cheap threadbare garments, and sellers who may never send the item anyway - they don't even have a real print file, just a screenshot scraped off the internet. We only sell this design here, period. Every other listing is stolen artwork from shady companies cashing in on our hard work, and every dollar spent there is a dollar taken from a small Black-owned business instead of supporting one. Buy Black. Buy original.

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Anonymous
Maroon / L
So dope

So dope. I’ll be sporting it on my last day of work.

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Anonymous
Forest Green / 5XL
Love the message love the shirt

I'm an old white lady as ashamed of being white these days. This shirt brought me so much joy. It's also a great shirt. Your shirts are wonderful. They're a wonderful quality all the things. I love your product. I love your purpose. Everyone I've dealt with is terrific. Buy shirts from these people buy lots of them. They're great shirts.

Thank you for the kind word and the support! We really apprecate both and it keeps us going! - TheBlackest Co.

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    Look, we're all for inclusion and the diverse celebration of Black History. However, it has become increasingly common for NON Black-owned companies to sell Black Culture while also falsely claiming to be Black-owned. This practice of cultural appropriation is not only dishonest but also disrespectful to the Black community. By profiting off of Black culture without actually supporting or empowering Black-owned businesses, these companies perpetuate systemic inequality and contribute to the erasure of Black voices and perspectives. It is important for consumers to do their research and support authentic Black-owned businesses that prioritize social justice, equity, and circulation of the Black dollar; rather than those that simply capitalize on the latest cultural trends.

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