TheBlackest Co.
Never Argue John Brown Unisex Staple T-Shirt
Never Argue John Brown Unisex Staple T-Shirt
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Certified Black-Owned
USA Printed & Shipped
100% Quality Guarantee
Make a statement with our ORIGINAL Never Argue With Someone John Brown Would Have Shot unisex staple t-shirt. This classic 100% cotton tee delivers a clean, structured fit that holds its shape and pairs well with any streetwear look. Makes a perfect gift. Designed, printed and shipped in the USA. Proudly Black-owned small business.
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0-5.3 oz/yd²
• Open-end yarn, tubular fabric, double seam
• Designed, printed and shipped in the USA
• Black-owned and operated business
A note on knockoffs: Our original design gets stolen constantly, and if you buy it anywhere but our site, you're rolling the dice on stolen cc details, garbage print quality, cheap threadbare garments, and sellers who may never send the item anyway - they do not have a working print file, only a screenshot. We only sell this design here. Every other listing is stolen artwork from shady companies cashing in on our hard work. Buy Black. Buy original.
The Incredible History!
The Incredible History!
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
📦 Printed to order. Most orders arrive in 7-10 business days. Printing takes up to 5 business days, then shipping takes up to 5 more. Business days are Monday to Friday, not counting holidays. Times are estimates, not guarantees.
✅ Workmanship Guarantee. If your order arrives misprinted, damaged or wrong, we'll replace it free. Contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number, and we'll tell you exactly what we need to get it fixed fast.
Every item is printed just for you, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for size, color or change of mind. Please check the size chart before you order.
Need a change? Contact us right away. If it hasn't printed yet, we can usually fix it.
Details & Care
Details & Care
• Keep your apparel looking great for ages by following these care instructions
• Turn garment inside out before washing
• Machine wash cold on gentle with mild detergent and like colors
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
• Do not use fabric softeners or dry clean
• Tumble dry low or hang dry; avoid high heat
• Cool iron inside out only; never iron the print
• Pro tip: Avoid drying with heavy items like towels or jeans
Frequently Asked Questions
Are you Black-owned?
Yes, and thanks for asking! TheBlackest Co. is proudly Black-owned and ByBlack certified, administered by U.S. Black Chambers.
How long does shipping take?
Most orders arrive in 7-10 business days: up to 5 to print, then up to 5 to ship. Business days are Monday to Friday, not counting holidays. Every item is made to order, which takes a little extra time, but ensures quality, reduces waste, and saves water.
How do I know what size?
Measure something you already own and love the fit of, then compare to our size chart on each product page. Our shirts generally run true to size - if you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, sizing up is usually the way to go.
Can I use discount codes with...?
Good news - a lot of our codes do stack! We have so many running at once that the easiest way to know is to add them at checkout and see what happens. If it works, you'll see it. If not, no worries - the best deal will still always apply!
Is this made to order?
Yup - just like a birthday cake! Every item is made to order, which takes a little extra time, but ensures quality, reduces waste, and saves water.
What's your return policy?
If your order arrives misprinted, damaged or wrong, we'll replace it free. Contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number, and we'll tell you exactly what we need to get it fixed fast.
Because each item is made to order, we're not able to accept returns or exchanges for size or color choices...or life's regrets. We don't carry inventory to swap out and we don't resell returns.
Wait!? I've seen this design somewhere else!
Probably. Our popular & original designs get stolen constantly, and if you buy it anywhere but our site, hoping to save a few bucks, you're rolling the dice on sketchy bank charges, garbage print quality, cheap threadbare garments, and sellers who may never send the item anyway - they don't even have a real print file, just a screenshot scraped off the internet. We only sell this design here, period. Every other listing is stolen artwork from shady companies cashing in on our hard work, and every dollar spent there is a dollar taken from a small Black-owned business instead of supporting one. Buy Black. Buy original.
A Genuine Black-Owned Company
Culture Vulture Free Zone
Look, we’re all for inclusion and celebrating Black history. But more and more NON Black-owned companies are selling Black culture while also falsely claiming to be Black-owned. That’s cultural appropriation, and it’s not just dishonest, it’s disrespectful to the Black community. Profiting off Black culture without supporting Black-owned businesses keeps systemic inequality going and erases Black voices. So do your research. Support real Black-owned businesses that stand for social justice, equity, and circulating the Black dollar, not the ones cashing in on the latest trend.
We don’t just say it. We went through the process to get ByBlack certified, administered by U.S. Black Chambers, so you know exactly where your dollars go.
The shirt came as advertised. It fits me perfectly. I love it and I would definite buy from this company again.
We're so glad to hear it! Thanks for your kind words and for your support - can't wait to see you again soon! TheBlackest Co.
Don’t tell me this offends your or I just might ask you why.
Thank you for your review and your support! 💯 We couldn't agree more!! Keep fighting the good fight ✊ TheBlackest Co.
Great quality, arrived fast. Lets me let everyone around me know what’s what.
Love this shirt, love the fit, love the message!
We really appreciate you taking the time to leave a review for our Never Argue John Brown T-Shirt. We are so happy to hear that you love the shirt, the fit, and the message. Thank you for your support! Best - TheBlackest Co.
Great shirt, great fit and well made.
Great quality! Fast Shipping! And the saying is perfect. Sporting it with pride. Thank you!
Love to see it!! Keep fighting the good fight - TheBlackest Co.
Excellent quality. Great prompt communication. I made a mistake with my order and someone reached out to me immediately to correct it. Great customer service.
Thank you Ricky for your kind words and for taking the time to leave a review. We're so glad to hear that you're happy with our products and customer service - both are important to us! We truely appreciate your support and it honestly makes it all worth it when we get feedback like yours
Quality shirt. Design hits.
Perfect shirt for Salem's Teach Truth walk on June 28. It arrived just in time for the event! Loved the feel and fit of the shirt too!
Not only is the shirt great, I get to answer “John who?” a lot.
LOL - right?! Don't get us started! We like to make pieces that start conversations like that - so this makes our day!! Appreciate you.
So very pleased with our “Never argue with Someone John Would have Shot” t-shirts! It’s such a great message. The print is sharp and the t-shirts are truly heavyweight fabric Washes well. Highly recommend.
The shirt makes a statement and I love that.
The shirt very comfortable and I love that.
The shipping used was very fast and efficient. Guess what? I love that too.
Its such a comfortable shirt! Also, I got to ask a certain super famous astrophysicist a question on Friday, and I was wearing it. It was the FIRST thing he noticed, and said (with a giant smile) "WOW, that's a helluva shirt!" I got the impressions he enjoyed it. I even got an opportunity to teach a few people about John Brown and Harper's Ferry as well as Bloody Kansas after the event. Thank you!!!!
Wearing this to the polls Tuesday.
Comfortable material, quality printing
Love that, Michael. Wear it proud on Tuesday! Thank you for the support 🖤 TheBlackest Co.
Love this shirt! Great quality shirt and print!
Thank you! Appreciate you picking up a couple of these 🖤 TheBlackest Co.
I love yhe shirt, great quality and color. Helps me rep the historical person I most admire, somebody who represents what a true American is
Couldn't agree more, Bryan. Thank you for repping him and for supporting us ✊🏾 TheBlackest Co.
i purchased 2 t-shirts & a baseball cap. all 3 arrived in perfect condition & made with wonderful quality.
don't hesitate to buy from The Blackest!
Thank you so much for your fantastic review! Folks like you keep us going ♡ TheBlackest Co.
Excellent quality, true to size, and quick shipping
I like to send a message to everyone around me and this one gets the job done.
Thanks, Caleb! TheBlackest Co. 🖤
THISSSS❣️
Shirt feels incredible, and is exactly as described. Love it.
I’ve never worn this shirt without one or two random strangers tell me that they like it. The color is great, and the fabric is medium-weight. The advice is also great too. Recommended!
Thank you for your wonderful feedback! Hearing that truly makes our day. We appreciate your support and your recommendation means a lot to us. All the best - TheBlackest Co.
great shirt I love it just too expensive.. I would of bought 5 for 20 each.. I won't buy another for 30 that's for sure
