Never Argue With Somebody John Brown Unisex V-Neck T-Shirt
Never Argue With Somebody John Brown Unisex V-Neck T-Shirt
SIZE CHART | ⬇️
SIZE CHART | ⬇️
☝🏾 A quick measure now saves a headache later!
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 26 ¾ | 16 ½ |
| S | 27 ¾ | 18 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 20 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 22 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 26 |
How To Properly Measure (almost) Any Garment:
Go and grab your favorite t-shirt, hoodie or top. Lay it flat and gently spread it out. Try not to stretch it too much.
Using a tape measure or large ruler – or even a string that you can measure later – to take these two measurements:
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Never Argue With Somebody John Brown Would Have Shot Unisex V-Neck T-Shirt. This bold, bestselling design hits different on a v-neck. Soft, flattering fit for all. Wear it loud, gift it proud. Designed, printed and shipped in the USA. Proudly Black-owned small business.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain poly)*
• Unisex V-Neck Tee
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd²
• Regular fit unisex V-neck
• Designed, printed and shipped in the USA
• Black-owned and operated business
* Heads up: Some customers have said our v-necks feel 'shorter' than expected. Please check the size chart to confirm the fit works for you. This design is also available on a unisex tee for more length and coverage.
The Incredible History!
The Incredible History!
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
📦 Printed to order. Ships in 2-4 business days, then 3-8 business days to arrive. Business days are Monday to Friday, not counting holidays. Times are estimates, not guarantees.
✅ Workmanship Guarantee. If your order arrives misprinted, damaged or wrong, we'll replace it free. Contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number, and we'll tell you exactly what we need to get it fixed fast.
Every item is printed just for you, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for size, color or change of mind. Please check the size chart before you order.
Need a change? Contact us right away. If it hasn't printed yet, we can usually fix it.
Details & Care
Details & Care
• Keep your apparel looking great for ages by following these care instructions
• Turn garment inside out before washing
• Machine wash cold on gentle with mild detergent and like colors
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
• Do not use fabric softeners or dry clean
• Tumble dry low or hang dry; avoid high heat
• Cool iron inside out only; never iron the print
• Pro tip: Avoid drying with heavy items like towels or jeans
Frequently Asked Questions
Are you Black-owned?
Yes, and thanks for asking! TheBlackest Co. is proudly Black-owned and ByBlack certified, administered by U.S. Black Chambers.
How long does shipping take?
Most orders print and ship in 2-4 business days, then take 3-8 business days to arrive. Business days are Monday to Friday, not counting holidays. Every item is made to order, which takes a little extra time, but ensures quality, reduces waste, and saves water.
How do I know what size?
Measure something you already own and love the fit of, then compare to our size chart on each product page. Our shirts generally run true to size - if you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, sizing up is usually the way to go.
Can I use discount codes with...?
Good news - a lot of our codes do stack! We have so many running at once that the easiest way to know is to add them at checkout and see what happens. If it works, you'll see it. If not, no worries - the best deal will still always apply!
Is this made to order?
Yup - just like a birthday cake! Every item is made to order, which takes a little extra time, but ensures quality, reduces waste, and saves water.
What's your return policy?
If your order arrives misprinted, damaged or wrong, we'll replace it free. Contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number, and we'll tell you exactly what we need to get it fixed fast.
Because each item is made to order, we're not able to accept returns or exchanges for size or color choices...or life's regrets. We don't carry inventory to swap out and we don't resell returns.
Wait!? I've seen this design somewhere else!
Probably. Our popular & original designs get stolen constantly, and if you buy it anywhere but our site, hoping to save a few bucks, you're rolling the dice on sketchy bank charges, garbage print quality, cheap threadbare garments, and sellers who may never send the item anyway - they don't even have a real print file, just a screenshot scraped off the internet. We only sell this design here, period. Every other listing is stolen artwork from shady companies cashing in on our hard work, and every dollar spent there is a dollar taken from a small Black-owned business instead of supporting one. Buy Black. Buy original.
A Genuine Black Owned Company
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A Culture Vulture Free Zone
Look, we're all for inclusion and the diverse celebration of Black History. However, it has become increasingly common for NON Black-owned companies to sell Black Culture while also falsely claiming to be Black-owned. This practice of cultural appropriation is not only dishonest but also disrespectful to the Black community. By profiting off of Black culture without actually supporting or empowering Black-owned businesses, these companies perpetuate systemic inequality and contribute to the erasure of Black voices and perspectives. It is important for consumers to do their research and support authentic Black-owned businesses that prioritize social justice, equity, and circulation of the Black dollar; rather than those that simply capitalize on the latest cultural trends.
